I'm gonna speak up for #4
4. People who queue up in petrol stations waiting for a pump to free up on the same side as their petrol cap.

Every fucking time I've decided not to bother doing this, the cunting hose hasn't been long enough to reach around my car. If petrol stations were consistent in their hose lengths, this would be far more understandable.

Oh, and for real shits and giggles, drive past a queue of people waiting, do a nifty three pointer and then park on the pump with the car the "wrong" way around (but correct for the pump). The look of thunder you get from some drivers is ace.
( bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:16, Reply)