I'm currently imagining
Tourette's dog humphing around the living room thinking "fucks sake. She promised we would go out for a walk this afternoon, why would she promise that if she was only going to forget. It's 'cause just a dog. I bet if I was a dalek DG would take me out for walks when he promised. I wonder how you become a Dalek, I bet it's easy. Ooooooh, my bum smells interesting, better have a good sniff and a scratch. Whats that over there? Oh, fluff, haven't seen fluff like that before, how did that get there. I saw a piece of fluff the other day, must have been twice as big as that. I wonder where it went. YAY! WALKIES! Woofwoofwoof woooooooof wofofofofofofof WOOF WOOF"

At least that's what I would do if I was a dog.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:28, Reply)