Peter Fucking Kay (and the people that endlessly, endlessly quote him)
It really, really irks me why people pay large amounts of money to watch a "friendly"* normal lad stand on stage and tell us stuff we already know about the 1980s, our mums, t'internet, putting the big fucking light on, how it's fucking spitting and garlic fucking bread. What makes it worse is when fuckwits, cunts and bastards stand there cackling, quoting him at every opportunity. I love watching standup comedy, but can't stand lazy, unimaginative "eh? remember this?" comedy.

* Friendly, my stinking arse. A mate of mine lived across the road from him in Bolton (Croston St) in the 90s, and he was a miserable bastard that never spoke to anyone. He was also known for being a complete dick to other stand-up comedians who were starting out at the same time he was. He trod on a lot of peoples' toes to get to the top. Thankfully the smug-grinning beer-advertising (yet teetotal) twannock seems to have garnered a lot of criticism for recycling his own material several times. Let's hope his popularity falls faster than house prices.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:30, 2 replies)

In total agreement
I don't know who told Peter Kay he was funny. Standing on stage saying 'garlic bread' does not constitute humour.
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:42, closed)

^ This, this, this, this, THIS.
I would click till the mouse button fell off, except it's not my mouse. The man is the most unfunny creature I have ever had the misfortune to see on my screen (except Ricky Gervais).
( Maladicta, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:52, closed)