Pete Doherty
Not because he's a talentless drugged up waste of space. That doesn't really bother me at all.

What does bother me, is that I like to wear a trilby, and last night my band played a gig, and after the gig, I put said trilby on, as my hair was a sweaty mess. I was wearing jeans, a tequila t-shirt and some trainers, other than the trilby, nothing like Pete Doherty.

Much to my annoyance, SIX separate people came up to me making comments like "aw'right Pete, aren't you supposed to be in jail? hur hur hur", "Are you supposed to be Pete Doherty?" and the most fucking annoying one, two pissed up hippies who'd just been to see Björk at the venue down the way, hassling me for ten minutes following me round trying to get photos with me and saying "I'm a bit embarrassed to be talking to you Pete, but could I get your autograph"... it wasn't funny when they first said it, it was met with silence from their other friends, yet they carried on for about ten minutes.

It really got on my nerves, and they weren't giving in so I had to leave the pub.

So basically, I just want Pete Doherty to stop wearing trilbies, because I wear them, and I'm not him.

I never get those length jokes, but I'm sure you could all think of something funnier
(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Fri 2 May 2008, 15:00, 1 reply)

I also wear a trilby
but am not in a band. I do, however, expect to get lots of Indiana Jones comments shortly.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:42, closed)