Bum gremlins.
I get angry about bum gremlins sometimes when I'm trying to get on with stuff and I know its not right in my trousers.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:28, 2 replies)

3 rules to survive bum gremlins
1) Don't expose your bum to light
2) Never get your bum wet, and whatever you do...
3) Never, ever, feed your bum after midnight!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:30, closed)

!!
lolchops.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:37, closed)