Where do i start......
White van men- Yes i know you have a job to do but plaese for the love of all thats good have some dignity, i use a moped to get about ( a fashionable suzuki one) and sometimes i have to use the a12 to get in and out of work or whatever im doing, please dont use me as an opportunity for target practice! Its down right dangerous to have a mc donalds cup or the contents of your ashtray thrown at you just because your speed is less than 70.

Mobile phones- Im a technoholic and i love mobiles but when there is crappy dance/rap music blaring out of it i get annoyed, use headphones the sound wil be better and more enjoyable to you and the surrounding populace, also topless women as screensavers or wallpapers, its really quite inapropriate and makes you look like a closet homo.

Religion- Go away, there isnt much need for it now in todays society, people are smart enough to make up thier own minds and most of those that do embrace religion do it in the most half arsed way possible (i have a jewish friend who loves bacon) If your going to commit to something daft like religion see it through to the end, dont tell people how great jeesus is and disown it 3 months later out of bordom.

4X4 owners- Unless your a farmer or need to use one like my dad (has a spinal condition, bending over too far causes great pain) thats fine but when you use it to drop your child off at the school next door thats when i get annoyed, most of the people who own them dont realise how big a vehicle it is and end up driving it like a fiesta or a 2cv causing great disruption to everyone because they think they can park it in a space no longer than a smart car.

Spam text messages- I absolutely hate these, why do i get them? I dont want to know about what hot babes are in my area or what the lottery results are, what annoys me more is that IM charged for recieving them, £2 a time for most of them.

Pointless charities- My view is if its helping society improving itself im all for it, but when its for something trivial like donkeys in distress thats where i draw the line.

Dogs- Why oh why do these creatures exist, they are noisy smelly idiotic animals, im all for dogs that have a purpose like guide dogs or the types farmers use but as pets i cant stand them, i dont want to go into someones house to have it reek of dogs, its an unpleasent smell that can ruin a nice place.


Sorry about length most girls prefere it long.
(hypr_like_a_monkey, Fri 2 May 2008, 16:39, Reply)