Too Many to Mention.
After a weekend or a Bank Holiday come over to you and say

"Good Morning! - Did you have a good weekend?, What did you get up to?"

Why?

Why are you asking me, I don't like you, you don't like me so why are you asking me.

Its Monday morning, my head hurts, Im only here for the money and my mouth tastes like the back of Ghandi's Flip Flops.

Please do Fuck Off.

Also FAO People who Eat Crisps in the Office

PLEASE KEEP YOUR FUCKING BAGS QUIET OR GET THE FUCK TO FUCK YOU NOISY CRUNCHING WANK 2.99 SUIT WEARING MATALAN AT PAYDAY FOR A 'NEW WARDROBE' SPASTIC CORNISH PASTY SHOE WEARING HAI KARATE SMELLING 'OOO LOOK WHAT OUR DEMI MADE AT THE WEEKEND' GREEN TEETH YELLOW FINGERED WRONG SIZE FITTING SHIRT DANDRUFF SHOULDERED EBAY SPENDING FUCKING CUNTHOLES TO FUCK

YOU CUNTS

And breathe...
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Fri 2 May 2008, 17:12, Reply)