One thing
that really gets right on my humungous wobbling man breasts is when people look at you with an all-knowing smug grin on their face and say "Ahhhh, everyone says Jordan/Kerry Katona/Jodie Marsh is stupid, but they can't be THAT stupid if they've made all that money, can they?"

Yes they fucking can.

If I had a penchant for saying really stupid things, a massive pair of tits that I wasn't shy about showing and a huge team of people who know how to sell these "talents" to the moronic culture of today who are already baying for some half dressed, half witted mouth on legs, I'm sure I'd have a few spare sheckels floating around in the bank too, but I'd still be Jordan and I'd still be thicker than cows shit.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 2 May 2008, 17:20, 1 reply)

Same with some twatting boy/girl band
Click!

"Well they can't be that crap if they've sold three squillion records", No, everyone that bought them are fuckwits
(Ghostlight, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:26, closed)