Tube drivers
We once had Bob Crow (head of the RMT union) make a speech at our school.

Having been exposed to left-wing radiation for a half-hour or so, it was question time.

Most of the lads at my school (including me) had to take the Tube for journeys of about an hour each way. The strikes got right on our tits.

I asked him why, when the drivers' unions strike, why don't they let passengers on for free, instead of taking the day off?

He gave me some wanky answer about "Ooh, too risky, we may get in trouble".

"TROUBLE? YOU FAT LAZY OLD BASTARD! THEY SHOULD BE IN TROUBLE FOR NOT COMING TO WORK, THE IDLE SODS!"

Is what I had intended to say, rather than my actual witty riposte of "Oh".

Bastards, can't be arsed to work *mumble mumble*
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Fri 2 May 2008, 17:42, Reply)