worked in a bar/restaurant
People who click their fingers for service, usually shouting "Oi, garcon" in a shit french accent

and people who tap the fucking bar with coins

I kept someones change from £20 once because I told him I had to french polish the fucker after he left

I didn't last long as a landlord
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:18, 1 reply)

Mad bloke at Uni
Used to work in Union bar etc... Story goes of an ex army fella there. Story comes from the then boss, so is good. This fella was apparently a little bnit tough, and operated a no nonsense attitude, not least because he could back it up. People feared him.

Friday happy hour, loads of student scumbags waving notes at him. He simple walked down the line picking all the notes off them, made a stack and ripped it in half, then proceeded to throw the half notes back at the scumbags.

I felt sympathy for him and non for the scumbags.
(Neostenine's maker, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:24, closed)