Moronic interrogatives
As Rory McGrath mentioned on Grumpy Old Men. That is, people that speak every sentence as if it's a question:

"So I went to the pub last night?"
"And a had a couple of pints?"
"And I left at about half past eleven?"
"And got a take-away?"

Fucking fuck off you fucking fuck fuckers!!! Gah!
(Ghostlight, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:31, 2 replies)

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When someone does that, no matter who either, just reply with "Erm, I don't know, I give up"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:34, closed)

Pffftt!!!
Hehe, I never thought of that!

(Wiping coffee of my monitor...)
(Ghostlight, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:42, closed)