Predictive Text
Will the people who program mobile phones please, please, please realise that people like to ducking swear!

Yankers....
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Fri 2 May 2008, 19:57, 6 replies)

I agree
They're a load of aunts, every one of them.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 May 2008, 20:10, closed)

Yep, aunts too
Forgot about that one, the only good one I've ever found is when it suggests shots instead of pints, it really speeds up the whole getting drunk process. Unless it suggests riots instead and then it all goes down hill.....
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Fri 2 May 2008, 20:26, closed)

predictive text
'smirnoff' is a rather sinister 'poisoned' but never mind because you can always go and drink some cheer and adds at the sub.

i also do my weekly shop at area.

:D
( The Helpful Bear, Fri 2 May 2008, 22:11, closed)

It does amuse me though...
After owning a phone for a while, looking through the user dictionary in the phone and spotting the gibberish I have entered to type into messages (my old phone at least took anything you typed in manually and stuck it in the dictionary).

Just got a new phone too, so am currently in the process of slowly teaching it to swear too...
(442, Sun 4 May 2008, 21:40, closed)

coal
the first couple of entries after typing in coal always make me smile though.
(unciebana It's good, but it's not right., Mon 5 May 2008, 17:18, closed)

The SO didn't like it when...
I told her I wanted to kick her puppy
( snee held his breath since, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:32, closed)