Cinemas...
I work at my local multiplex and there are many things that annoy the living shit out of me there.

First and foremost is, due to the fact that it is situated close to one of the most chav infested shithole estates in the country, we only get fucking ballaching dross shown - instead of geninely decent films (The Orphanage, Diary of the Dead) we get crap like Step Up 2: The Streets, Never Back Down etc. DESPITE ADVERTISING THE DECENT FILMS.

But my favourite is when people bitch and moan about the price of the popcorn/ice-cream/bags of sweets (which to be honest is shockingly expensive), then buy it anyway. And then when we sweep the rubbish up when the film has finished, guess what we find? That's right, half full bags of popcorn, undrunk coke...
(animal252 last activated his kitten hammer on, Fri 2 May 2008, 20:10, 2 replies)

mind you
last time i went to a multiplex and decided to do "the full experience" i asked for a SMALL bag of popcorn and was given a huuuge bag ... i pointed to the one i wanted behind the counter and she said "that's not 'small', that's the children's portion" ... fek ... ate half of "the small" and left it on the floor of the cinema
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 2 May 2008, 20:13, closed)

however
i went to see a 'filum' (scottish person) and one of your highly trained operatives let 50 or so people file in to catch the last 15 mins of the film the rest of the audience had just seen (nearly all of) untill a bunch of bewildered excuse mes wondered why they were seeing the end of a film which they had waited for, enthused about and paid to see

also the smallest vat of coke or wheelie-bin of popcorn still costs more than the GNP of Namibia but would feed the entire nation what do you expect us to do with the spoils of your extorsion - smuggle it out because we are just about stripearched going in - DID YOU BUY THAT POLO HERE SIR?

YOU ARE COMPLICIT IN TURNING US ALL INTO FAT FUCKING AMERICANS
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 3 May 2008, 1:33, closed)