Tis easy
My trick is to try and eat every meal as quickly as possible, with as much chillis/eggs/sprouts/cauliflower as possible

As a kid it was a good defense mechanism, if someone throws a punch, fart, and then whilst they are either holding their nose or laughing you punch back thus gaining the upper hand.

I'd love to see a boxer try that in a title fight
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 2 May 2008, 20:47, Reply)