Note to BMW Drivers
1 - I am *not* hogging the middle lane if I am doing 85mph with a string of HGVs in the left lane.
2 - You've got a twunting outside lane to act like a cock in, use it you pricks.
3 - You are a cunt.
4 - See 3.
(Axeman Jim, Fri 2 May 2008, 23:17, 2 replies)

The same goes
for Audi drivers

Instant cock mix - just add Audi
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Sat 3 May 2008, 0:04, closed)

99% of the time
Mr X has just done something a little wanky, selfish or illegal.
Mr X is driving a BMW/Audi/Merc.

True story.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Sat 3 May 2008, 1:17, closed)