and I'm back....
People who start a sentence with "No but..." Am sure you know what I mean. Oh please say you do

Jordan
Kerry Katona
Amy Winehouse
James Blunt
Sky's so-called "Freeview Channels" Why do we have to pay for E4 and More4? You tightarsed fuckheads.

DAB radio stations disappearing all the time
Mormons harassing me
Chuggers
EDF/Scottish Power/Any of you bastards that lurk around the supermarket exits. Don't call me sweetheart. Just...don't. OK?
My mother deliberately mispronouncing words. She knows that it annoys the fuck out of me

Mr Twaddle constantly watching snooker and expecting me to be interested in Ronnie O' Sullivan's life history

My fridge

Junior Twaddle waking up just as I was about to post something juicy........
(pussy twaddle performs indiscretions in branches of Millets..., Fri 2 May 2008, 23:21, 1 reply)

E4
Why?
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Sat 3 May 2008, 0:03, closed)