Free Papers
Another train related one.

Not sure if this is unique to London, but about ten free newspapers are on offer to every nobhead braindead enough to take one. Full of articles on Big Brother wankstains falling out of nightclubs covered in vomit and spunk, and why Amy Winehouse would make a great mother. Oh, or London Lite, why Ken Livingstone is a Nazi, cat torturing cuntophile.

Anyhow, these papers have opened the floodgates for the spazwits, who wouldn't normally read a newspaper, to rustle, crunch and shake their rags around. Sounds like an orgy in a paper mill most mornings.
(Peacocke, Sat 3 May 2008, 0:05, Reply)