I'll tell you what rips my knitting.....
1. Old people driving too slow in cars. These are inevitably Nissan Micras, the most inappropriately named Suzuki Swift,Rovers, Kia Prides (shame more like) or worst ever, the Suzuki Wagon R. Men wearing their hat whilst driving or old ladies peering over the wheel, never looking in the mirror. If you can't drive at a reasonable speed on a reasonably safe stretch of road HAND YOUR LICENSE BACK TO THE DVLA!!!!And people who can't park properly.

2. Suzuki Wagon R's for that matter...They look like them cripple carts (and the folk who drive them want crippling.)

3. Women who stop for no reason right outside the door to a shop or at the top of an escalator. Why????

4. People who swear at their kids, people who can't discipline their own kids, people who feed their kids a constant diet of Chicken Nuggets, Greggs Sausage Rolls, Crisps and Sunny D.

5. Them Ugg boots. Newsflash! Girls! You look like you're wearing a Brickie's Rigger Boots! They're Sheepskin! You're wearing them in hot weather! You Stink!

6. Fat birds with Bingo Wings wearing sleeveless tops. Cover them up! No-one wants to see your rancid flesh!

7. Middle aged folk wearing Bluetooth headsets. You look like a twat. Actually, everyone looks a twat wearing them.

8. Whispering in adverts...

9. People who chew gum when talking, people who you can hear eating and anyone who bites their fork when eating. In case you're one of them, see them two rubbery pink things under your nose? They're called LIPS and they stop the food in your mouth from falling out so there's no need to bite your fork.

10. And finally,when I'm in TK Maxx looking for shoes, theres alweays someone blicking the aisle; A WOMAN, with A TROLLEY in the MENS SIZE 12+ SHOES section. WHY?????

OH MAN, I could go on, maybe I'll post more tomorrow...
(kilt101, Sat 3 May 2008, 0:29, 1 reply)

ok
With you all the way on this. Are you sure you're not my clone? Have a click
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Sat 3 May 2008, 9:42, closed)