You forgot "Collaborating"
And mayonnaise was only invented because the dozy Frog chef had run out of ingredients. I mean, if you're whipping up a sumptuous meal to celebrate a rare victory over the Rosbifs, you could at least go shopping first.

English mustard on roast beef, however, should be mandatory.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Sat 3 May 2008, 11:40, Reply)