And again
I don't eat sauces. You know, the various bottled brown/red/white shite that idiots keep pressing on me.
I do NOT eat mayonnaise/salad cream/other crap in a sandwich. Have you ever tried to find a supermarket or service station sandwich WITHOUT this abomination on it? It's impossible I tells ya!
Once went to a Tsecos (name changed to protect the mongoloid manager) where I looked at every sandwich that they had on show in a 10 metre by 2 metre display and they all had some form of slime on them. The manager of the Ryoston Tsecos (name changed and all that)then proceeded to attempt to convince me that "coleslaw has no sauces on it".
Cnut.
Just don't get me started on service stations.

No, really. Just don't.

We should all remember that mayonnaise is French and therefore made by unhygienic frog-and-snail-eating swarthy gitane-smoking cheese-eating surrender monkeys.


No offence
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 3 May 2008, 11:15, 5 replies)

You forgot "Collaborating"
And mayonnaise was only invented because the dozy Frog chef had run out of ingredients. I mean, if you're whipping up a sumptuous meal to celebrate a rare victory over the Rosbifs, you could at least go shopping first.

English mustard on roast beef, however, should be mandatory.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Sat 3 May 2008, 11:40, closed)

mayonnaise is the devil's semen
why the fuck would I want the devil's semen all over my salad? or my burger? or my chips?

why can't people just leave it out, I'm sure the fucktarded lard-arses who enjoy a big glob of demon-spunk to help grease their meal's way down their gullet can work out how to apply it themselves if they're that desperate
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 3 May 2008, 11:52, closed)

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Excellent description of the French.

Big clicky for that alone.
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Sat 3 May 2008, 13:57, closed)

Hah!
They lost the "Vasey" bit when that town was created, full of people even Harlow and Haverhill wouldn't accept.
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 3 May 2008, 13:58, closed)

Not French
Mayonnaise is Spanish.
(Rastus P Watermelon, Mon 5 May 2008, 11:55, closed)