Wiggers.
.
You're not black and you'll never be black. And, for fucks sake, talk English - not the pseudo-American slang you've picked up from Fiddy Cent (and I was one of the guys who showered that waste of DNA with piss at the V festival).

I mean, do really expect me to take you seriously when you threaten to:

"Pop a cap in my ass"

Do you know what goes through my minds eye when I hear that phrase? I see someone trying to bend me over and stuffing a Yorkshireman's flat cap up my arse.

Fuck off.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 3 May 2008, 13:21, 7 replies)

Well said Legless.
I cant stand those wastes of blood and organs either.
And well done for showering Curtis in piss.. in one act you did to him what he's been doing to us for years.
(Vic Flange, Sat 3 May 2008, 13:24, closed)

Yes
And yes, and yes.
( Moey, Sat 3 May 2008, 13:37, closed)

im going to
bust a click in your "I like this"
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 3 May 2008, 13:45, closed)

Yet again...
...you get my vote. Click!
(eesnahk, Sat 3 May 2008, 13:55, closed)

Caps
I always think of those little pink reels of caps such as one would load into a cap gun (are they still around? Probably illegal weapons now).

Really the fear of someone tearing off a piece of pink paper about the size of an acid tab and popping into my posterior doesn't keep me awake at night, I have to say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:43, closed)

I thought
50 Cent played Reading, not V Festival?
( ma0sm, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:47, closed)

Agreed
I was getting off a train a year or so back when I was approached by a bloke paler than I who announced "Yo, you got the time on you, blood innit?".

What the fuck...?

Humour was served when the fifty something behind me responded with an Ali G salute and a well timed "Ayyeee!"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 7 May 2008, 16:08, closed)