Night Club Peeves
I work in a nightclub and have a couple of peeves:
1. People who take their drinks into the toilets. WTF people? Those toilets are the scabbiest I have ever seen and yet when I do a toilet check, lo and behold for every gent at the urinal, there is a pint glass in front of him, on the topo of the urinal. Is it that hard to ask your mate "look after this for us would ya" when you go?

2. The female bar staff. When I am on the door, the bar staff come past me a lot. If they have a coat on, I can't see their uniform and don't always recognise them as staff. The men seem aware of this and will remove their jackets as they approach.
Do the women? Hell no. Instead they will wave their chest at me so that I have to stare at their breasts to confirm that they are wearing uniform and not just a black shirt with a logo. Unfortunately this means that any ladies with a logo in that position get me sneaking a look at their chest as they approach. Not all of them (read as none of them) understand why and I end up with dirty looks.

3. DJs who will not shut the fuck up! The lights are on, the bar has stopped serving and the DJ will not stop playing. There are two or three that are total bastards and we have to get the crew to just pull the plug on them to make them stop.
WE WANT TO GO HOME PEOPLE!

Anyway, apologies for length, the DJ wouldn't shut up!
(qwertyman66, Sat 3 May 2008, 22:25, 1 reply)

you are a 42 year old bouncer
and aside from aything else you think 3 is a couple

hope you enjoyed you microwaved cottage pie on your (fat) lap

;(

ps they know exactly what the score is - they show you their tits to taunt you
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 4 May 2008, 2:03, closed)