Really gets my goat
1. Lists: Can't stand them, I like everything to be in a totally random order. Much this, like better.

2. Letters. Stupid fucking system. 26 symbols? Bah. I prefer to communicate by pointing and grunting. Writing my arse.

3. The number three. My god it annoys me. I'm getting progressively more passive-agressive with every successive mention of this accursed numeral. I thing we should burn it.

4. People in general. Lazy bastards, living. Just living. That's all they do. Shoot em all I say.

5. Sex. Because I haven't had any. Apparently people say they can tell. Dunno why.

6. This QOTW. It just aggravates me so badly! I wish I went to an American high school, just so I could vent my frustration by shooting some dudes up...

I would apologise for length, but I am far too vexed. I'm going to stick my cock in a bee-hive just so the pain will blind my growing anger.
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Sun 4 May 2008, 15:25, Reply)