Commercial radio.
I absolutely loathe it. Century FM, Metro Radio, Smooth FM, Galaxy, Virgin - utter wanksocks, the lot of it. The same half dozen tracks played in endless rotation by shite 'woo look at me, I'm a crazy motherfluffer and I don't care who knows it' DJs; all broken up every 15 minutes by crap adverts with badly acted regional stereotyped characters urging you to sue the arse off anyone who so much as looks at you in the wrong way.

*Breathes*

It's just shit. Really, really shit. I just can't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly shit it is. I mean, you might think that BBC radio is shit, but that's just peanuts compared to commercial radio.

Apologies to Douglas Adams for the last bit
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 4 May 2008, 18:06, 3 replies)

Except....
...that advert they ran around here a couple of years ago for some furniture company where a wardrobe collapsed and all you heard was a geordie say "Ahhhh cack!". That was so childish it made me wet myself.
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Sun 4 May 2008, 18:38, closed)

Heart FM
their slogan is "greater music variety" repeated ad nauseum and it's BLATANTLY NOT TRUE.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 4 May 2008, 20:14, closed)

............and
welcome back thats a big radio shiteFM big up to all you saddo's in the excpetionally local vicinity... we're gonna play a big top-tastic shiteFM tune now for 'mad shaz' and all her totally MAD mates from somerfield at (FULL FUCKING POSTAL ADDRESS) well alright...

girls aloud.... etc etc....

just get cancer and die - just die cunts. DIE
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:58, closed)