You have to understand that I'm normal
Right. I just can't stand it when people don't understand the importance of everything lining up properly, at right angles. Or being in alphabetical order. Even beer mats in the pub need to be in geometric patterns.

A new guy started at work the other week and sprawled across my desk when I was speaking to him about his new role, and pushed everything slightly out of line....inside I was screaming. I had to hide in the loo for a good 10 minutes choking back the all consuming rage that I felt. I could have eviscerated him, and then lined his entrails up perfectly parallel to other bits of his anatomy.
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Sun 4 May 2008, 19:21, Reply)