Cunts in gyms
The men's changing room has a straightforward sign at the shower area saying "please dry yourself off here before going back to the lockers" or words to that effect ... but no ... people shower, then walk to the locker (dripping) to get their towel (because they're paranoid that someone will steal their towel which actually belongs to the gym so don't take their towels to the showers with them) and dry themselves at the locker ... five minutes later, some poor bastard gets undressed adjacent to a puddle of soapy, dirty water and INEVITABLY drops their shirt/socks/pants into the lake because

1. when you open the locker door, 50% of everything falls out
2. the benches are slatted with an aggregate 0.5" width and enjoy a cunning construction that throws shirt/socks/pants/ipods/mobiles into the small pond of dirty water on the floor WHICH IS ONLY THERE BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TOO FUCKING CUNTISH TO DRY OFF AT THE TILED WET AREA

they are all wankers
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Sun 4 May 2008, 21:38, 2 replies)

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why not just put your pants and socks in places where this isnt a problem? Socks int he shoes, for example?

Rocket science? methinks not
(acharps, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:23, closed)

i think it might be because
you clearly are a big gayer that likes to run around towel flicking (ie flirting with other equally sexually repressed men) and would prefer to end up in a big Linx EffectTM sweaty heap of fist thrusing man love.

just saying
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:40, closed)