FAMILIES IN FITNESS CENTRE SWIMMING POOLS
aaaaaaargh ... not only does the smug bastard of a dad insist on teaching his brats to swim breadths (hence fucking everything up for the exercising pensioners, serious swimmers and wheezing middle aged cunts like me trying to do lengths) but he's tetchy with it ... "don't bump my children" ??? "well don't make them swim across the path of half a dozen fucking swimmers you inconsiderate retard - would you teach them to jog *across* all six lanes of the M6?"

AND THEN?

"darling, we are enormously successful from a genetic point of view and have four children, making us a family of six and we have the au pair with us too ... which towels are ours?"

"i don't know darling, just scoop up the lot, we'll need them all anyway - everyone else in the pool is either elderly or a paedophile and doesn't deserve a towel..."

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Sun 4 May 2008, 21:43, 1 reply)

sounds more like
personality + spermblock
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:49, closed)