New breed of chav
I, personally, found a new breed of chav recently. It was, to quote Simon Cowell, "the worst thing I've seen in ages." So I'm on the High Street, with some boys and girls from my college, all good lads, all nice girls, barr one or two who are a bit rough, when I turn to see a full-on chav dancing with a girl I know. He looked like he had never showered, had a skinhead, was wearing a black trackie, and had that bad scally look. I laughed a little bit.

Then later I was told by the afore-mentioned girl that he was not, in fact, a chav. No. No, not at all. He was not a chav because he studies drama at LIPA and is bisexual.

First of all, wierdest fucking thing ever. Second of all, when trying to pull, who tells a girl that they also like to suck on a greasy penis?

Uber-drama-chavs do. Yeah
(Purple Jessop Jessoping Purple all over your father, Sun 4 May 2008, 22:54, 3 replies)

That makes no sense.
That person should not exist, looking like a chav yet doing drama and is bisexual...surely that's akin to dividing by zero?
(buzzmong procrastinating since 1987, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:41, closed)

Oh feck
that'd mean the greasy drama bisexual chav is INFINITE!
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Mon 5 May 2008, 0:55, closed)

Actually, with living right dead centre of a chav hive, I can tell you some curious things about them,
and one really surprising one is as prejudiced and hostile as they tend to be about anything/one different, oddly, most seem to think being gay or bi is cool, and don't think trying a bit with their same sex mate is anything to worry about.

I know, I don't get it either, but there you go.
( ..wil, Mon 5 May 2008, 9:41, closed)