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Obnoxious Drunks.

We know that drinking until your back teeth are floating in fighting fuel is a good old English past-time, and that Bank holidays by default seem to mean that you can spend from Friday afternoon to Tuesday morning either pissed or hungover, but please, learn when to stop / go home / shut the fuck up.

Pissing in shop fronts is not hard or clever (unless its a Rymans the Stationers) nor is running up and down the street shouting swearwords, abusive sexist shit at women, awful football chants (Terraces only please, where it belongs) throwing your kebab salad at passers-by, starting pointless fights at taxi ranks.

Its annoying, and depressing, and do you know why us sensible middle-aged people really really REALLY hate it?

Simple, we look at you idiots and think "Oh god I used to be like that, how shameful"

So, not only are you making yourselves look like the cunts you are, you are making us realise what cunts we were. stop it please!
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 5 May 2008, 10:36, Reply)