That guy in nightclubs...
...who offers to wash your hands

They can fuck right off
(Foulkesy123 The one and only..., Mon 5 May 2008, 11:57, 6 replies)

YES!
It's harsh enough at times peeing into a trough in a busy toilet, but when you're on your own and some random bloke keeps asking if he can help, WTF!?

What the hell are they meant to be there for anyway!?
( ..wil, Mon 5 May 2008, 11:59, closed)

"Bog-goblins"
are the scum of the earth. Get a fucking job, arsehole. I've been able to use a toilet unassisted since I was 3 years old.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:05, closed)

Bog Goblins!
*chuckles*
( ..wil, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:25, closed)

There was some guy in the local night club on saturday night
who played reggage music and danced as you walked in, then offered you soap as you washed your hands.

He then sprayed you with aftershave and started to say that I was going to get, and I quote: "Poonanie, Poonanie, you're going to get some Poonanie"
(Foulkesy123 The one and only..., Mon 5 May 2008, 13:01, closed)

I always think they're quite creative
some of the songs they come out with are quite good. Usually something contemporary, just mixing the lyrics up. Besides mild amusement at the songs they sing, I wish they'd fuck off and choke on one of the little blue blocks in the urinals.
(Stevie Ruggling, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:08, closed)

Freshen up for the ladies, freshen up for the poonani...!
Shouldnt qualify as a song..

They can fuck right off.

(How come they all have the same spiel??)
(Phlash, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:40, closed)