Snotters
deposited on the toilet roll holder in public toilets.
Seriously, what the FUCK? There's nothing wrong with digging for green gold while you've got a moment to yourself, but that toilet roll holder is full, surely you can deposit it in a bit of tissue and flush it? Why must you make everyone else who comes to use the ladies' see what you've found? Put it in a tissue, chew it, I don't care what you do, but don't wipe it on the nearest surface for everyone to see.

I feel slightly sick now.
(and now for someone completely different, Mon 5 May 2008, 17:55, Reply)