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My "insert appropriate relative" is high up in XYZ company, and he/she told me that you can't do what you're doing. Oh, really? Well we just did.

OR

My mate down the Legion / Bingo / Doctor's waiting room says that ..... followed by some load of tosh.

I love customers, don't you?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 5 May 2008, 19:31, Reply)