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My mate Jagdip Bains, nephew of culinary maestro Sat Bains is a "paki", but I will put money on the fact that you smell much, much worse than Jagdip.

Jag is an extremely well presented, clean guy, I will post a picture if you like, and I am not taking the piss.

I am, however, exceedingly drunk and good at spelling.
(Purple Jessop Jessoping Purple all over your father, Mon 5 May 2008, 20:51, Reply)