There's a song that goes
"Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I like sucking c*ck"

Londoners can't drive in the rest of the UK, especially in rural places
"Where are all the road markings?! How do you know where the middle of the road is?"
( Peapod Has returned to the fold on, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:49, Reply)