Just A Quick One
First post so be nice.....

If I were to list everything that annoyed me I'd be here all day, so here's just a taster of what gets on my nerves:

People who eat with their mouth open - Just don't

Cold Callers - These generally call at the most inconvenient times, when I'm sitting down for dinner or
have just put a film on. Hey tell you what, if I want to buy double glazing/satellite tv/insurance/laser eye surgery/a house made of
spam, I'LL CALL YOU!!! Now piss off and leave me in peace.


people who answer the phone and instead of saying "Hello" answer by repeating the number that you've just dialled, I know what number this is, I dialled it for god's sake!

Using a mobile as a portable music device - generally worn by chav scumbags who believe that as they have a penchant for hardcore belgian acid trance, that we all need to listed to it. We don't.

Single mothers who drive 4x4's - this has been mentioned before so I won't go into too much detail, but it really gets on my nerves when I see a 5987904 litre Humvee on the school run, it just isn't necessary

Fake "Scientific" ingredients in yogurts such as "L casei immunitas" and "Biffidus digestum" Who are they trying to kid?

people who refer to a telephone conversation as a "Telcon"

That is all....For Now.
(Cow_Tipping_Samurai, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:48, 6 replies)

people who refer to a telephone conversation as a "Telcon"
You've met people who say that?

Do you punch them? I hope so.
( sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:53, closed)

"a house made of spam"
Fantastic!
( Cawl, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:55, closed)

yesterday
charity muggers knocked on my door. My door! Of my house! You've just reminded me that I need to write a stern email to Barnardo's telling them that cold calling is no way to win friends or money for teh orphans.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:00, closed)

hello...
welcome and indeed *CLICK*

technical point, who wouldnt want a house made of spam
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:06, closed)

"Telcon"
"Telcon"
So far I've managed to surpress my violent urges, but I don't know how long I can keep it up!

In regards to the Spam house...the price of Meat Based accomodation has rocketed due to the slump of the "Standard" housing market, it seems that more and more people are turning to Spam, I just can't affor the prices that they're asking.
(Cow_Tipping_Samurai, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:27, closed)

"Telcon" is a new one on me
But I agree that anyone using it needs a short, sharp appointment with Mr Chainsaw...
(Axeman Jim, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:28, closed)