Cancer and quad-bikes.
Today, I was standing outside a shop in the shopping center having a cigarette.

What I don't understand is this: why must every young mother pushing a pram decide to walk right past me (when the street, which is pedestrianised, is easily 10 meters wide) and then glare at me for giving their child cancer?

Do you think I WANT to smoke next to your baby? You could always have just gone over there a bit as you passed.

Oh, that and quad bikes. There's just no need for them. A four-wheeled motorcycle? Bleh.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:57, 2 replies)

Don't get me started on mothers
who think their little bundle of snot is the most precious child in the world.

"Excuse me, do you mind not {insert activity} next to my child"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:00, closed)

^^ wanking?
because I can understand not wanting that next to your kid.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:04, closed)