"Virii"
How the shitting fuck can virii be correct? If "virus" were a second declension Latin noun, the plural would be "viri" -although "viri" is already the plural of "vir" (man). If it were fourth declension, it would be "virus" (with a long U sound).

But it's not. It's an English noun.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:22, Reply)