PEOPLE WHO SHOUT IN TEXT
I CAN'T STAND READING EMAILS OR POSTS ON (OTHER) FORUMS (FORA?) WHERE THE WRITER HAS NO IDEA THAT CAPITALS ARE THE WRITTEN EQUIVALENT OF FUCKING SHOUTING!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:40, 7 replies)

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WHAT?
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:40, closed)

IS THE LINE BAD DOWN THERE IN OZ?
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SHOUTING!

;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:43, closed)

If you put extra spaces between the words
then foreigners will understand the text also.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:45, closed)

CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
( Muns, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:49, closed)

@thomsons
that only works if you write *gesticulates wildly* in between each sentence.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:50, closed)

@Chickenlady:
Would 'bolding' the letters be the textual equivalent of going the extra mile and screaming until veins begin to bulge out then?

Oh, and yes. This is second only to 'txt spk'. -claws hair out in clumps-
(HomeWithTheDownies A towering inferno of penisy pleasure, Wed 7 May 2008, 3:32, closed)

Agreed! But...
Even Worse Than All Caps Are The People That Capitalise Every Single God Damned Word In A Sentence.

It gives the impression that they're mouth-breathing, window-licking mongs that can't chain two words together without pausing for thought.

Well, that or James T. Kirk.
(LLamaBoy skived off work on, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:54, closed)