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Simply tell your neighbor that you've paid yourself $100 to wash your car, and you'll happily wash his car, provided he pays you the same fee. (Feel free to substitute a currency other than dollars if you please)

As for the cleavage issue...I have a similar gripe. Women who wear shirts with words printed on them, and then get offended when I innocently read what is written. I'm not trying to stare at your chest - I'm married and thus may as well have been castrated - but if there are words somewhere, I can't help but read them. This applies to billboards, warning labels, and yes, shirts. At a party recently my wife introduced me to her friend, telling me how sweet this woman is, what a good friend she is, etc. She was wearing a t-shirt with some type of crest on it, with script writing beneath the crest. I squinted to read it...and my wife's friend gave me a disapproving look, which I think was entirely undeserved.
(chase, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:50, Reply)