The fact that my wife ends every sentence with....
"Don't you think?" or "What do you think?"

It didn't start to bug me until we had been married a year but FFS woman make up your own mind and stop looking for reassurance that what you think is right! Most of the time its about some plot line on hollyoaks/eastenders/emmerdale/neighbours etc and I don't fucking care! Its not real!

Oh and stop saying bought instead of brought and vice versa! I know they sound similar but they are to totally different words with to totally different meanings no matter what you say! Stop or I will start bushing the floor and plant brushes in the garden to prove a point!

Oh and for the love of science choose a meal, just once, just one time I would love the conversation to go along lines different to these

Mrs PJ - "I'm hungry"
PJ - "What do you fancy"
Mrs PJ - "I dunno"
PJ - "Seriously, anything you like I will hunt , catch, kill, prepare and cook it for you if I have to, anything at all in the whole world!"
Mrs PJ - "I dunno, you choose"

AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH

Hmmm I just read all that and I guess my pet peeve is my wife.

But shes hot so hey ho.
( Peej, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:20, 6 replies)

Ah, the "you choose" dilemma
nothing you could possibly come up with would be good enough.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:22, closed)

YES!
My flatmate does this constantly.

"I'm hungry"
"ok, ill cook. what do you fancy."
"I don't know. You choose."
"Ok, lasagne."
"I don't want lasagne"
"ok, Chicken."
"I would rather have a salad"
"well then why didn't you just say that to begin with"
"I didn't know if you wanted salad"

I'm not a fussy man. I'll go with whatever she'll eat, and 95% of the time thats fine by me.

She does it with everything. DVD's, Tv shows, housework. I just want to tie her up and leave her in her room.
(acharps, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:26, closed)

@acharps
couldn't you tie her up in your room?
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:29, closed)

my ex
me: takeaway?
her: sounds great
me: I'm 100% easy and you never are so please choose which kind
her: no really I'm not bothered, you choose
me: righto, curry it is
her: oh I don't fancy a curry
me: OK fine, pizza?
her: no, I don't want a pizza
me: OK, no problem, why don't you choose then?
her: oh anything I'm not bothered

repeat to fade/death from starvation....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:37, closed)

Oh dear
I am ashamed to admit that I am one of these fantastically indecisive people you're ranting about. I probably drove my ex crazy by never making a decision about what food to eat.

Then again, she was a Muslim vegetarian whose limits I didn't understand when it came to food. I was just erring on the side of caution.
(webvictim is invariably at work, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:31, closed)

@monty boyce
You sum it up perfectly- we're not fussed, and you will be. This means that you choose, so you can't moan about it.

Women- can't live with 'em, can't have any fun without 'em
(acharps, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:31, closed)