This pile of shit covered in crisp packets....
...I represent Charles Saatchi and he's very interested in your work. He'll pay 2 million for it. This in turn will cause media hysteria, making you famous and making the works value increase to 7 million. At which point he will sell it and move onto the next 'Challenging Artist'...

And thats how that works... Damien.. Stella..
(Phlash, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:37, Reply)