I think you will find...
...that while your theory is logical enough, it bears little relation to the law. Plenty of people have tried the "but I never watch BBC" gambit to their cost.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:40, Reply)