Car fog lights when it's not foggy
You're only supposed to use these when it's FOGGY! I realise that having lots of lights on your coughing old Vauxhall makes you feel like you're flying the Millennium Falcon, but in fact all you're doing is blinding me and making me flash my fog lights back at you. Oh, and they don't make your car go faster, or girls fancy you. They make you look like a dimwit.

And, just to round it off, you'll find a little light on your dashboard that lets you know you've got your fog lights on when it's NOT FLIPPING FOGGY.
(hirsute, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:33, Reply)