Wem Drivers
Just down the road (yet sadly on the way to work) is a shithole called Wem. I can only discribe it as the land that time forgot as it seems to be completely filled with 90 year old mentalists who drive 12 miles an hour unless they're on the wrong side of the road in which case they accelrate and aim for you. Also, they're overly friendly and will stop dead in the middle of the road, usually round a sharp bend, to let a tractor out so we can follow it home while it chucks shit in the air and onto my car. They also teach you the valuable rule that indicators should only be used in extreme emergencies and once operated should never be turned off. As a rule, the faster and newer a car you have then the slower and more dangerously you should drive it. Plus, any car over 5 years old should have no working brake lights and the ability to swerve towards you when you attempt to overtake. I wouldn't say they do it on purpose, they're just really shit and really old. They probably had to apply for their licenses by sending away coupons on the back of Bovril jars or something. I want to beep my horn at them... maybe shunt them off the road a bit and cave their old bastard skulls in with my tyre iron... but they're just too old and too shit.
(Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:59, 1 reply)

Wem Drivers
Sounds like a Dutch newsreader.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:33, closed)