Comparison
As a yoot I used to work in a Happy Eater next to the A1, which occasionally involved cleaning the toilets. The women's would always take a lot longer, as every single patron seemed to have lined the bog seat with multiple layers of loo roll and then let it fall on the floor rather than put it in the bowl.

Both were about equal in terms of stray piss, although there was the occasional woolly tunnel rat to contend with in the ladies'...
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:23, Reply)