Back on the subject of "football"
I reserve a special type of scorn for fans of the round ball game who claim that "it's called football because you use your foot to kick the ball", and use this gem of fallacy to mock fans of other codes of football as though they're the ignorant ones.

Please do some research and learn a bit of history.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:33, Reply)