Last year
I finally plucked up the balls to tell someone to shut up in the cinema.
Cunt was talking on his mobile.

I asked him politely first.
Ten minutes later he was at it again. So I turned round and said "Will you please shut the fuck up".

He retreated into the seat a bit... and then I realised he had a mate with him.

I couldn't enjoy the rest of the film because all I could think about was getting jumped on the way out.

But when the film finished, I turned around to see their scrawney fucking arses high tailing out the door just as the credits started. Hahahaha!
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 May 2008, 11:13, Reply)