Leave Shop Workers alone!
But I have to tell you about the girl in Currys who asked if she could help me.

Big mistake.

"Yes, I'm looking for an upscaling DVD recorder with a HDMI input, at least a 160 HD, Freeview with twin tuner... but NOT a Philips."

"um... ", proceeds to read the cards on the shelf for the players...

"Yes, I've done that already."

If you're going to ask to help... at least be able to do more than read the cards that I've already read.
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:44, Reply)