Eating loudly on public transport
There's not many more things that wind me up like that.

Slowly munching on loud food like crisps or peanuts; especially on trains where you're wedged in for an hour or so. The icing on the cake is when they lick all ten fingers twice afterwards, and possibly accompanied by the odd burp now and then.

Oh, and eating with your mouth open. FFS.

My antidote is to drop greasy farts silently to put them off their food.
( slippery doctore, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:10, Reply)