On the subject of "News"
our local rag brings you the main story of today.

Were they B3tans I wonder?

edinburghnews.scotsman.com/topstories/Couple-spotted-having-sex-in.4056453.jp

Laughing aside (and I was laughing) this was on the front page ... but without the culprits. News? Gossip, more like.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 7 May 2008, 16:45, 31 replies)

Look TWW
just because you want people to know what you get up to when your not on B3ta.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:48, closed)

Excuuuuuse me
they were in their 40s (I'm not, well not yet) - and it was in Leith. I don't go to that end of town.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 7 May 2008, 16:51, closed)

Arf!
TWW - you're filth! *EDIT* You're from Edinburgh? My auntie lives in Edinburgh, you're not called Sandra are you?

@al thank you for recommending that I should read 'I am Legend', having now done so I've decided to start reading books that actually have happy endings.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:52, closed)

@Bert
yes it is a bit of a downer.

@TWW - that end of town? is that a euphanism for bum loving?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:55, closed)

Bert
no, sadly I'm not your auntie Sandra. Mainly because I used to be a bloke called Gavin.








Not really, but I love saying that to get a reaction. Good job I'm not your auntie given some of the smut.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 7 May 2008, 16:56, closed)

*shakes head at al*
^Tone was here, but is now _tone here.

Too true TWW, I would've been all embarrassed and whatnot.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:56, closed)

Sorry about that
Anyway, it can't be a euphanism, we all know TWW loves a bit of hot botty loving.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:59, closed)

Not a euphemism
just slight (very slight) snobbery. Leith's a bit rough, you see.

*ducks in case any Leithers are reading*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 7 May 2008, 16:59, closed)

Don't apologise al!
It's all good.

I heard that TWW is reknowned for her love of a stiff cock up her Leith.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:01, closed)

It's what she keeps
all the almond oil for.

Allegedly.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:02, closed)

Almond oil?
....did I miss something?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:02, closed)

the almond oil
apparently. Although last time I tried it I burnt little althegeordie on a microwaved goat.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:04, closed)

You can't microwave a goat!
Warm them up in a big, hot bath, it's much safer.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:06, closed)

I know that now
*shakes head as he remembers the pain*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:08, closed)

Shall I leave you boys to it?
you don't seem to need me

*sniffs*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 7 May 2008, 17:08, closed)

*grabs TWW*
*rides into sunset*

*burns up*
( Cawl, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:10, closed)

Come back with our
Small, hexed, scotswoman!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:11, closed)

*swoons*
my knight in shining armour!

*is swept off feet*

*remembers sending Kaol to the naughty corner and feels guilty*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 7 May 2008, 17:11, closed)

Look out Wee Witch!
He was just cake sexing happylittletulip in a cave. He'll have cake cooties!

plus I spluffed in the cake
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:13, closed)

Mr Kaol is on fire with the ladies today
First Tulip, now WeeWitch, where will the madness end?

You little charmer, you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:14, closed)

Oooo
jealousy, al? Really, I thought you were above that.

Share nice!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 7 May 2008, 17:14, closed)

*shares TWW with Kaol*
Hmmmm, you're right, It was nice.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:16, closed)

I feel left out...
*bums a ferret*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:16, closed)

Well...
As I've said before, I'm fantastic!
( Cawl, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:17, closed)

Kaol
I've told you before ... no-one likes a show-off.

But then if you've got it, flaunt it I suppose.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 7 May 2008, 17:20, closed)

RIghto
I'm off home. Have a good evening everyone.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:21, closed)

Damn that Ferret
It kept it's top hat on the whole time, and now it won't even look at me.

I feel SO cheap.

Bye-bye al!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:21, closed)

*flaunts it*
*panics that his deadline is looming*
( Cawl, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:21, closed)

OOooooo deadlines
nothing like a target to make a man out of a boy, you know.

Edit: bye bye al
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 7 May 2008, 17:30, closed)

Surely you don't have deadlines
with making sure people don't injure themselves? Or do you have to fill a quota of hurty thumbs?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:37, closed)

@ MM
I do graphic design too...
The h&s is all blood-free and happy this week.
( Cawl, Wed 7 May 2008, 18:05, closed)